Rita

Rita Hamilton (née Murphy) is a Karen. She is known for her many divorces, love for Minions (but not as much as God), her vehicular manslaughter charge, and meatloaf recipe.

Backstory
Rita was born to Paul and Pauline (née Paulson) Murphy. She has had 5 ex-husbands. Her current husband is Jeffrey. She justifies her divorces by saying they were sinners. (The real reason was probably a slight disagreement, or in Jonah's case, going to medical school.)

Personality
Rita tends to be friendly to most who share her PTA Values. (She's looking at you,  CHERYL .) However, due to constant troll invasions and her time spent in the Piss Ballpit, she is often more wary of new people. Her temper is incredibly short, and she tends to start arguments Explain Why She's Right. These confrontations may or may not be her fault, and could very easily fall under the definition of the sin of wrath. She often claims that others are sinner and that she repented for all of her past sins while she served time in prison for hitting someone with the megavan. However, whether she has or will repent for her current and future sins has yet to be shown. However, while it is likely that she may have repented due to claiming she has done so and praying in the Karen Khats, there is no verification from someone else that she has done so. When her faith is questioned, she explains that she does not feel the need to broadcast her faith to the world in order to be a true Christian.

Rita is not very caught up with pop culture and tends to accuse these modern creations as being Satanic instead of doing research.

Rita is very anti-communist and does many strange or seemingly out-of-character things in the name of the economy, such as whaling Minions Impact and various other games. However, the only currency she uses is the United States Dollar; she refuses to deal in any other currency, including cryptocurrencies.

Despite a pyramid scheme being her only source of income and Jeffrey's salary as a youth pastor likely not being enough to support eight children, one who is actively planning to go to college, and Rita's microtransaction problems, the family is very wealthy thanks to Rita's child support and alimony payments. These court-ordered payments have funded her and her family's lifestyle, such as having a 15-passenger Mercedes-Benz sprinter that is infamous for fatally running over Nagito Komaeda.

Karen Khat 0/Karen Khat Origin (Cursed DM)
Rita was created on-the-spot along with the other Karens after an impromptu Karen roleplay began. She complained about vaccines, Big Pharma, her kids not wanting to attend church, and joined Cheryl's Energy Massager downline. She only had four daughters instead of seven children of various genders, and they were all rebels instead of having distinct personalities.

However, whether this information is canon is questionable at best and mostly contradicted by later Karen Khatting. However, some information, such as a hatred towards Big Pharma and an affinity for essential oils and joining pyramid schemes, are still canon and central to her character to this day.

Karen Khat 1 (Bootleg BCDS)
In this khat, Rita started off by complaining about her daughter Leesa's use of technology, despite using it to communicate with the PTA. She celebrates her then-current husband's similar views and her previous divorces. While it is implied that she wants to save the environment, her relentless support for capitalism in the latest three khats possibly contradicts this. She often posted about the trouble her kids had caused, emphasized her values, and shared her love of essential oils, minion memes, and the Bible. She also adopted a cat, named Bible by her kids, and fed it essential oils to get rid of its sin. Another important trait of Rita emerged from this questionably-canon khat; her opinions against communism.

Due to the presence of her retconned children and the original, more rebellious incarnation of Saydee, most of the information from Karen Khat 1 is either retconned or questionably canon.

Karen Khat 2 (Margaret Thatcher Club)
Rita was quite active in Karen Khat 2 before its invasion by trolls.

Wyoming
After miscommunication regarding dandelions between her daughter Joeyhanah, Cheryl, and Cheryl's daughter Kaatheryneytte, Rita sent Joeyhanah away to live in Wyoming with her biological father, Anthony Davis. Rita has always secretly felt forced to send one of her favourite children away, and lets this be known in Karen Khat 4.

Troll Invasion
There were very few trolls in the first khats. The most trolling she had to deal with was the hacked accounts of other Karens, most notably Deborah. However, communication between the Piss Ballpit and sometimes the Political GC, as well as the khats always being set to public, led to trolls constantly entering the khat to rile the Karens up with statements and images that go against their belief. This has led Rita to grow warier of new khatters who do not make their opinions clear from the start, or are not a minion in the case of Cool Minion.

Karen Khat 3
Rita is also active in the new Karen Khat. will work on in morning

Karen Khat 4
Rita is still active in Karen Khat 4. In this chat is where she started to fight more often with Cheryl for various reasons. She still acts friendly to most members, but is unafraid to argue, or in the words of her beloved minion meme, "explain why she is right", with the other members and most trolls and claim they are sinners or affected by the ballpit. While she is not planning to take over the PTA, as Cheryl claims she is, Rita does want the trolls to be kicked out so the PTA can go back to its usual business.

Trivia

 * Despite This Person Does Not Exist generating realistic Ritas, Stoaty has some headcanons for Rita's appearance not featured in Rita's pictures.
 * They also combined the pictures for some headcanons, such as contact lenses.
 * Rita is Protestant because, according to Wikipedia, that is the branch that Congregationalism, the kind of church Stoaty used to attend, falls under.
 * However, Rita is not Congregationalist.
 * While Stoaty did have a Catholic family member and has some Catholic friends, she does not know enough about Catholicism to have Rita be Catholic, even if that is the branch of Christianity other Karens practice.